Alright, my cycling peeps, it’s that magical night before the Iceman Cometh, and the excitement is buzzing like a swarm of caffeinated bees! Can you feel those nerves tingling? Here’s the scoop: hay is in the barn! You’ve put in the work, so let’s make sure you’re primed and ready for tomorrow’s epic adventure!
First things first—double-check your gear! Lay out those clothes like the cycling superstar you are (bonus points for matching socks, obviously!) and make sure your hydration plan is locked and loaded. If you’re anything like me, you probably brought every single cycling thing you own because, well, it’s Iceman! LOL! No one wants to be that poor soul wandering around like a lost puppy, clutching an empty water bottle halfway through the race, right?
Now, speaking of gear, don’t forget the essentials! Here’s your checklist:
- Helmet: Safety first, folks! (And you’ll look cool doing it.)
- Gloves: Keep those fingers nimble and warm—no one likes chilly digits!
- Shoes: Seriously, mismatched shoes? Rookie mistake!
- Nutrition: Pack your snacks! Energy bars, gels, or whatever keeps you fueled and feeling fabulous.
Now let’s chat about bikes: a clean bike is a fast bike! Give your trusty steed some TLC tonight. A quick wipe down and tire check can turn your bike from a rusty old tractor into a sleek rocket ship, ready to fly down those trails tomorrow like a rockstar!
Get ready, because tomorrow, 5,000 of your best cycling buddies will be rolling out together! It’s like a giant, two-wheeled party on wheels! Where else can you ride shoulder to shoulder with so many passionate riders? You’ll be in the thick of it, cheering on the juniors as they crush it under the midday sun and then getting hyped to watch the pros put on a jaw-dropping show in the afternoon. It’s cycling’s version of a reality show, and guess what? You’re not just the audience; you’re part of the cast! So grab your bike, bring your favorite beverage, and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
But hey, if those nerves are creeping in, don’t sweat it! It’s totally normal. Take a few deep breaths, visualize the race, and remind yourself: you’ve trained for this! If you’re feeling a bit jittery, some light stretching or a tasty snack can work wonders.
Remember, it’s not just about the race; it’s all about the experience! The laughs, the cheers, and those legendary stories you’ll be trading with friends and family once you cross that finish line. Cycling isn’t just a sport; it’s a celebration of life and adventure—so soak it all in and try not to spill your celebratory drink on yourself!
As you cozy up for the night, embrace those butterflies in your belly (the fun kind, not the taco kind). Get ready to send it tomorrow! Have a blast, keep that positive energy flowing, and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!
See you at Timber!
Iceman Lullaby
Hush now, cyclist, the night’s getting late,
Tomorrow’s the race, and you’re feeling great!
Dream of the trails, but try not to fall,
And if you hit the dirt, just give it your all!
Snuggle in tight, don’t kick off those sheets,
Tomorrow’s a party with 5,000 of your peeps!
Don’t forget your snacks, fuel up, don’t slack,
Or you might find yourself begging a rider for a snack!
Get pumped for the Iceman Cometh, everyone! Let’s roll into an epic day of fun, friends, and unforgettable moments tomorrow!
About the author: Tobi is a passionate mountain biker and ultra endurance gravel cyclist who thrives on pushing his limits in the great outdoors. He has a deep appreciation for nature, savoring the scenic views and challenges of unpaved singletrack trails and long gravel routes. Tobi’s passion for adventure drives him to constantly seek out new ultra endurance gravel races and mountain bike events that take him on new dirt roads. He has participated in the Iceman Cometh Challenge for over a decade. When not hitting the trails or grinding away the miles on gravel, Tobi enjoys camping trips with his family. He is also actively involved with the West Michigan Coyotes youth mountain bike team, where he coaches and rides alongside his daughter, fostering her love for the sport. The solitude of the trails and the invigoration of conquering an ultra-endurance race is what fuels his obsession with mountain biking and gravel cycling.